i just figured out the perfect murder
kill someone and bury them in their own garden
that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide
#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them
But you held your pride like you should’ve held me.
i love how gatorade doesn’t actually ever get referred to by it’s actual flavors
"the other blue one"
"for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead